Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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