Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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