i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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