I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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