Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
This is classic penis vs brain.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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