Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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