im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I CAN MOONWALK!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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