Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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