After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Is it penis luge time yet?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
