Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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