i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You peed on a flamingo?!?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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