I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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