have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
What drink are we having for lunch?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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