You can't motorboat a personality
She announced her abortion via fbk
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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