She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
