AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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