Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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