butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I would fuck him just for his dog
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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