This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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