That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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