You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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