when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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