In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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