If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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