why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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