wanna go halves on a baby?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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