3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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