no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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