never play flip cup with pint glasses
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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