she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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