I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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