chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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