i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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