they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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