I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Randomize
