can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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