Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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