i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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