Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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