we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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