i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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