that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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