why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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