She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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