we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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