I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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