Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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