? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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