I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
