So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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