I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I have tasted many bathrooms
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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