when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I woke up under a house in Key West
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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